I got wasted the other night and decided to walk home from the pub along the railway line, which was quiet. About 100 yds down I came across a young lady. Things snowballed and I ended up having sex with her half a dozen times, there and then, all positions !
I told the lads the following night in the pub and one said ' Was she good looking ? '
I replied ' I don't really know, I couldn't find her head ! '