>> I don’t have any friends
Aw, I'll be your friend LL ! In fact, just to prove how much of a friend I could be, next time you're going away for 10 weeks, I'll tell you what I'd do, for no reason other than to be friendly, I'd look after your Porsche for you. Take it out for runs in the country and so on, just to keep everything ticking over etc. I'd be more than prepared to overlook it's sitty uppiness and slightly feminine appeal just out of the kindness of my heart.
See, there are genuine people out there !
;-)
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