I've had a beard for many years, it's white now. I shave my cheeks once a week to give it some definition and when it gets too long I rip it down to heavy stubble with the electric strimmer. No beard oil, I wash it, and the rest of me, with Russian pine tar soap for that manly fragrance !
Hair is dealt with on the patio by Mrs Ted using our Aldi grooming machine. I get to goose the hairdresser with no risk of the sex offenders register....just to odd slap.
Clothes are all by Amazon, cheap polo shirts, black washable work trousers with lots of pockets and black shoes. I own no sandals or trainers.
No English gentleman should ever wear Trainers, Gladiator sandals, Crocs or Ugg boots, IMHO. One has to maintain standards !
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