A relative of wifey is a traffic officer and it took 11 times to pass. The general consensus within the family is that he refused to ever pay the bribe that was normal at the time.
We see him every Christmas, and he's quite simply the tallest human I've ever seen. Very much a Lurch and a mean-looking one, too. Standing next to me makes me look like a toddler. I asked him if he'd ever pulled a gun on a suspect and he said, no, I've never had to. They just look at me and surrender.
His mother is tall, she was a pro basketball player and still does it on the mature scene. Which reminds me, she'll be there this Christmas. Tall, blonde, 60 and hot. I intend to sit next to her at the table. I'll engineer it somehow.
Last edited by: BiggerBadderDave on Mon 4 Dec 23 at 10:01
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