Dont go off on one or blame Starmer, he's new at this game, trying to be a bit keen, a bit over sincere.
He'll learn, quickly, - I mean picture the scene
Ring Ring
"Hello, Citizens advice Northampton Branch"
"Simon, good to talk to you, how do you think I was over the weekend"
"Keir, Sir, not bad, not bad, It was a a bit over the top tho, need to tone it down a tad, Grief was a bit insincere, well, Mark says it was right over the top actually"
"Mark? the boy from Brazil who hates everyone?"
"Chile actually, but yeah him"
"Ok I'll do regret and sympathies next time, with some "working with Gov to ensure we stop it"
"do the "constructively working" with Gov"
"Ok Cheers Simon, till next time, stay safe keep social distancing"
"That why I do remote telephone work Keir, Bye now Sir"
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