>>2) Turns out it's not black, it's dark green.
I once agreed to buy a car and on getting home, wife and kids wanted to know what colour it was. I honestly didn't know. Had to drive past it to find out.
>>a lady got into my passenger seat.
SWMBO was picking me up and as I walked to the agreed rendezvous, I saw her in a queue of traffic. I jumped in the passenger door. She always makes sure the car is now locked when she's driving it!
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