One snowman said to another "Can you smell carrots?"!
P.S. Why don't we get snow-women?
Last edited by: L'escargot on Fri 3 Dec 10 at 13:35
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Yes we can make some snow boobies and a shaven haven.
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There's a snowman ('snow gentleman' in French) along the road from me on skis. Haven't seen him move yet...
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How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
John
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>> How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
Snowballs???
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I so wanted to post that - but held back ! Lest I be moderated !
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A neighbour of ours has two Rhodesian ridge backs. I am told that an adult male of the species will take on a fully grown Lion and usually win. As I haven't seen a Lion around here for yonks I can only presume it is true.
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Yet, if you nicked a carrot, or a couple of pound coins from your local Sainsbury's I reckon the BiBs would be there sharpish...big business trumps the little guy again...
I still don't understand why the police don't heavily publicize a non-emergency number that is as easy to remember as 999.
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Joe Public is as thick as mince.
do a google for 'stupid 999 calls' and see what you get. Priceless, some of them.
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GMP do publisie their none emergency number. I cannot remember it though!.
A quick google search is all it takes though.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What?s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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