The thing with staying in a hotel for any extended period of time is the almost inevitability of being latched on to by "John and Emma". They happened to be at the bar the first night you went in, you made the mistake of exchanging a few pleasantries, the wives got to talking...
A fortnight later, you are planning SAS style covert operations to get away from John and ruddy Emma. You find yourself going out to eat to avoid them only to notice them wandering past the restaurant you've found and they come over to your table with a cheery "mind if we join you?"...
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