>> They happened to be
>> at the bar the first night you went in, you made the mistake of exchanging
>> a few pleasantries, the wives got to talking...
see below *
>> A fortnight later, you are planning SAS style covert operations to get away from John
>> and ruddy Emma. You find yourself going out to eat to avoid them only to
>> notice them wandering past the restaurant you've found and they come over to your table
>> with a cheery "mind if we join you?"...
* Getting drunk at the bar and vomiting down Emmas cleavage normally prevents things getting this far.
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