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So you start with: "Good morning, Hilda/Sven/Patsy/Bertrand, I would like to instigate a little work-place flirting with your good self, as I noticed I was strangely giddy at the sight of one of your ankles. Would you reciprocate, I wonder? Only according to workplace regulations I am unable to commence any expression of mild and tentative attraction to colleagues forthwith without express consent and guarantee of reciprocatory feelings. I wonder also, if you are so inclined, if you wouldn't mind confirming said reciprocation in the written medium, to wit perhaps a memo in triplicate, copies to be filed with Personnel, or should you be engaged with digital age methods, an email addressed to myself and copied to aforementioned Personnel and my direct line manager for good measure? Please be assured I make this request in an entirely non-gender specific context and as such need to assume that your sexual preferences are indeed inclined towards the opposite gender, and that should they not be I withdraw my enquiry with immediate effect and wish it made known that I in no way mean any offence should my assumption of your preferences be in any way inaccurate, taking in to full consideration that everyone has the right to their own gender identity and personal carnal preferences."
Last edited by: Alanović on Fri 11 Sep 15 at 12:58
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