How to test yourself for Coronavirus:
Step 1: Pour a glass of wine and try to smell it.
Step 2: if you can smell the wine then drink some and see if you can taste it
Step 3: if you can smell and taste it, you can confirm you don’t have coronavirus
Last night I did the test 9 times, and all were negative thank god. Tonight I’m going to do the test again though, because I woke up this morning with a headache and I feel like I’m coming down with something.