So Bob and Sally, both now retired are sitting having dinner when Sally pipes up....
"Bob, if I die, would you remarry right away?"
Bob replies "Oh, honey, what a thing to discuss over dinner!"
Sally can't leave it and asks again the next day and gets the same reply.
She asks again the day after, and gets the same reply.
This goes on for several days and Bob is getting a little fed up so next time Sally asks he says "Yes, yes I would remarry!"
Sally replies, "Right away?"
Bob, "No, I would leave a respectable time."
Sally asks "Would you sell the house?"
Bob, "No, I like it here and the house is done up just fine."
Sally, "Would you sell our bed?"
Bob, "No, it's a fine bed and has got many years left in it."
Sally, "What about my golf clubs?"
Bob, "Of course, she's right handed!"
Strangely, Bob died first.
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