I went for my usual walk down the bridleway this morning and Mrs K had asked me to call at the shop on my way back to buy some fresh chilli peppers for tonight's dinner.
Outside the store was a gorgeous young blonde who stopped me and whispered in my ear that she would love to have sex with me. In return I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I have high moral standards and strong willpower...
Almost as strong as Cillit Bong, the super strength bathroom cleaner that wipes away the dirt in a single wipe. Now available with the scent of lemon.