The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, I can't drink coffee, It's the caffeine".
"Have you ever served in the military?" "Yes". he says. "I was in the Army, Did 2 years in Iraq".
The interviewer says "That will give you five extra points towards employment". Then he asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The bloke says "Yes. An IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says "Okay. You're a disabled ex-serviceman; you have enough points for me to hire you right now".
"Our normal hours are from 9AM to 5PM. You can start tomorrow at 11AM; plan on starting at 11AM every day".
The bloke is puzzled and asks "If the work hours are 9 to 5 , why don't you want me here until 11AM?" "This is a council job" the interviewer says "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that".