A young lady, concerned that she's flat chested, consults the eminent Doctor Smith about how she can make them bigger.
He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months it was working; she'd gone up a whole cup size.
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
She reaches inside her coat and, trying to be discreet, goes through Dr Smith's routine.
A guy sitting nearby asked her, Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?
Yes, I do, she says. How did you know?"
He answers....
Hickory dickory dock.
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