I started this thread some years ago. As you can see in the second post I got a minor slap, and the mods decision was that we didn't want the thread at all, but if we did, it would have to be motoring, and in any case, a joke that would make your mother blush would be over the line.
Dog's joke (sorry Dog) would certainly make my mother blush, and isn't motoring.
I'll answer my own query for the mods."Yes. We say a lot of things. Get over it".